Classic
Game Becomes Focus of Fetish Group
In New Haven, police had to break up a disturbance
in a residential area when neighbors complained
about the activities taking place inside a two
storey house. When police arrived, they discovered
a new kind of fetish group that had previously
been undiscovered.
A reliable source has come forward with exclusive
information for Guysguise.com about this new brand
of fetish activity. According to our source, a
new group has formed based around the classic
game of Twister©. As a member of the group
found in New Haven, our source can tell you that
a Twister fetish group, or "Twisteds"
as they call themselves, will meet in someone's
house. There, they will eat some snakcs and drink
some juice until 10:00 pm, when the four Head
Twisteds will bring out the Twister© games
and begin the night of debauchery and mayhem.
One area is usually designated as "safe
for all Twisteds," meaning that it is a typical
game with typical rules. However, according to
our source, there are also areas for people who
want to play 'alternate' versions of the rules,
such as 'Stripster', where people take off their
clothes through the game, and 'Burnster', where
the Twister board is replaced with the top of
a standard stove.
At press time, we could not reach Hasbro or the
New Haven Police Department for comments.
by Nancy Maclean
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Adam
Sandler mauled by angry fans
Popular comedian Adam Sandler is resting in a
Carlsbad area hospital today after a vicious attack
by crazed fans late last night. The incident was
apparently fueled by Sandler's controversial "Chanukah
Song 4," in which he lists a number of celebrities
who are Jewish.
In the newest incarnation of the holiday hit,
Sandler names such celebrities as Britney Spears,
the Marx brothers, and Lorne Green. However, it
his reference to the Arquette family that brought
on a confrontation with fans outside of a book
store where Sandler was signing copies of his
version of the "Mr Deeds Goes to Washington"
screenplay. According to store employees, when
Sandler denied any knowledge of a Chanukah Song
4, a burly male flew at Sandler, fists flying,
shouting "David Arquette must die!"
This set off the rest of the group. With a chorus
of "David Arquette sucks donkey dong"
rising up in the street, the mob of seven proceeded
to kick and punch Sandler, who could be heard
shouting, "There's no fourth version! Ow,
my spleen!" Today, it was revealed that the
Chanukah song version that had stirred up the
ire of these fand was actually a fan-written version,
penned by Adym Sandler. At press time, Guysguise.com
could not contact Sandler or any member of the
Arquette family for comment.
A full version of "The Chanukah Song 4"
by Adym Sandler can be found here.
by James Corgan
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velvet.... not meant to be worn by the
general public anymore. |
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